“Thank you, Father,” answered the young priest.
“I am pleased that you are open to the new ideas of youth.”
“However,” said the elderly priest, “I’m afraid you’ve gone too far with the drive-thru confessional.”
“But, Father , protested the young priest, “my confessions and the donations have nearly doubled since I began that!”
“I know, son, but that flashing neon sign, Toot ‘n Tell or Go to Hell,” just can’t stay on the church roof.