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Drive-Thru Confessionals
“Thank you, Father,” answered the young priest.
“I am pleased that you are open to the new ideas of youth.”
“However,” said the elderly priest, “I’m afraid you’ve gone too far with the drive-thru confessional.”
“But, Father , protested the young priest, “my confessions and the donations have nearly doubled since I began that!”
“I know, son, but that [...]
50 Dollars Is 50 Dollars
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, ‘Esther,I’d like to ride in that helicopter.’
Esther always replied, ‘I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars’
One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, ‘Esther, [...]
Eye Doctors Idea Of A Joke
This is what a joke might look like coming from an eye doctor.
WP 2.5 Due In 22 Years
Good to see that someone has a sense of humor! How old will you be when WordPress 2.5 is released? I’ll be 46!
New Breakthrough Medications
DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn’t wait till they moved out!
ST. MOMMA’S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom’s depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up [...]
Which Cup Size Excites Old Men?
Which one of these cup sizes excites old men the most? Simple question right?
Hope that one made you smile :)
Things Police Officers HAVE Said
15 ‘Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.’
14 ‘If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.’
13 ‘If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.’
12 ‘Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that’s the speed [...]
Blocked In Truck
These workers were installing a series of aluminum bars to prohibit people from parking on the sidewalk to a local pub. How long do you think it will take before the workers realize they may have a hard time getting out of the area?
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