Category Archives: Jokes

Drive-Thru Confessionals

“Thank you, Father,” answered the young priest. “I am pleased that you are open to the new ideas of youth.” “However,” said the elderly priest, “I’m afraid you’ve gone too far with the drive-thru confessional.” “But, Father , protested the … Continue reading

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Chances Of Figuring Out A Good Comeback

So true, so true! more music charts

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Retired With A Job

I’ve often been asked, ‘What do you old folks do now that you’re retired?’ Well…I’m fortunate to have a few friends who have chemical engineering backgrounds, and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, wine, bourbon, and … Continue reading

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50 Dollars Is 50 Dollars

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, ‘Esther,I’d like to ride in that helicopter.’ Esther always replied, ‘I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty … Continue reading

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Eye Doctors Idea Of A Joke

This is what a joke might look like coming from an eye doctor.

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There Was A Ghost

This is a clip from one of the latest episodes of SouthPark called Over Logging. This episode was yet again hilarious. Check out the full episode here. Then report back to me on how they managed to fix THE INTERNET.

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YouTube Stars Duel It Out

I came across this latest episode of SouthPark last night and I couldn’t stop laughing! During the show, a number of YouTube superstars are all within a room and end up beating the crap out of each other to figure … Continue reading

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WP 2.5 Due In 22 Years

Good to see that someone has a sense of humor! How old will you be when WordPress 2.5 is released? I’ll be 46!

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New Breakthrough Medications

DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. EMPTYNESTROGEN Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn’t … Continue reading

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Which Cup Size Excites Old Men?

Which one of these cup sizes excites old men the most? Simple question right? Hope that one made you smile :)

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