Jokes
Drive-Thru Confessionals
“Thank you, Father,” answered the young priest.
“I am pleased that you are open to the new ideas of youth.”
“However,” said the elderly priest, “I’m afraid you’ve gone too far with the drive-thru confessional.”
“But, Father , protested the young priest, “my confessions and the donations have nearly doubled since I began that!”
“I know, son, but that [...]
Chances Of Figuring Out A Good Comeback
So true, so true!
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Retired With A Job
I’ve often been asked, ‘What do you old folks do now that you’re retired?’
Well…I’m fortunate to have a few friends who have chemical engineering backgrounds, and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, wine, bourbon, and martinis into urine. And, we’re pretty damn good at it too!!’
50 Dollars Is 50 Dollars
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, ‘Esther,I’d like to ride in that helicopter.’
Esther always replied, ‘I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars’
One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, ‘Esther, [...]
Eye Doctors Idea Of A Joke
This is what a joke might look like coming from an eye doctor.
There Was A Ghost
This is a clip from one of the latest episodes of SouthPark called Over Logging. This episode was yet again hilarious. Check out the full episode here. Then report back to me on how they managed to fix THE INTERNET.
YouTube Stars Duel It Out
I came across this latest episode of SouthPark last night and I couldn’t stop laughing! During the show, a number of YouTube superstars are all within a room and end up beating the crap out of each other to figure out who has the biggest ego. The way the characters were portrayed was just hilarious.
YouTube [...]
WP 2.5 Due In 22 Years
Good to see that someone has a sense of humor! How old will you be when WordPress 2.5 is released? I’ll be 46!
New Breakthrough Medications
DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn’t wait till they moved out!
ST. MOMMA’S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom’s depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up [...]
Which Cup Size Excites Old Men?
Which one of these cup sizes excites old men the most? Simple question right?
Hope that one made you smile :)
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